Well life keeps getting worse and worse for me... After I posted what I did above, I went out to change the oil on the wifes car. She had told me that her low oil light came on when she was heading to class. Thankfully, she never got off the road we live on. I pulled the dipstick and there was oil half way up it. There is NO WAY it was low on oil. But I told her to just leave it parked and take the truck to class and I would deal with it this weekend.
So I write what I did above, then grabbed the keys and pulled her car into the garage. Put it on the ramps and pulled the filter off. HOLY CRAP!!! the oil was the thickest I have ever seen. I'm talking molasis has NOTHING on this oil. Okay fine, maybe it's just the oil filter passage that's blocked... so I pulled off the drain plug, yanked my hand away waiting for the oil to come pouring out, but no. It looked like it was taking a crap on my lawn! It was coming out that slow!
So, I have three options, pull the motor and clean it out and possibly rebuild it. Pull the motor and replace it with a used one. Or pour some seafoam (it's for cars lol) in the oil, start it up and let it get up to temp then drain it and replace the filter.
As you can see, my life never gets easier, only harder. 4 hours of sleep in over 48 hours, yeah, I'm tired and just want to blow the damn car up.