Coffee Causes Cancer...

Tony

Staff member
I just read this as "Breaking News" on facebook. And we all know what is posted online is the truth, right...

A judge in Los Angeles California is now ordering Starbucks to put a Cancer Warning Label on all of their coffee containers! This is absolutely the dumbest thing I have ever heard! I guess I know what I'm dying from... Oh wait, I don't live in California, I'm safe. It ONLY causes cancer In California.... :facepalm:
 

Tony

Staff member
Ironically I drink less coffee when I'm driving cross country. 16oz is the norm, 32 is the max. But when I'm home, I can suck down 3-4 pots a day! Maybe I'm not fat, maybe I just have a massive tumor in my entire body lmao.
 

jacobcreek

Member
Ironically I drink less coffee when I'm driving cross country. 16oz is the norm, 32 is the max. But when I'm home, I can suck down 3-4 pots a day! Maybe I'm not fat, maybe I just have a massive tumor in my entire body lmao.
lol
 

murankar

Staff member
Everything causes cancer in California, where have you been. Shoot christmas lights cause cancer in Cali. Why do you think they make a cancer fighting veggi mix called California blend. It has the three biggest cancer fighting veggis in it. Broccolli, coliflower and carrots. LOL.

Hell air causes cancer in that state.
 
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